Dear Terry Jones,
In lieu of burning religious books and being, well, creepy, might I suggest a better way to commemorate 9/11. Do what I did and bake some black and whites. I trust you understand the sentiment. I'll even give you the recipe. Burning the Q'uran? Lame. Handing out cookies? Fabulous and way more green. See? You're hipper already.
Peace and Love,
Jes
